Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.
by unicornkillertoyota April 14, 2014
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Get the Crotch-Wasp mug.A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.
Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".
Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.
Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.
by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013
Get the crotch waggle mug.The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015
Get the Crotch Grits mug.Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.
Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.
Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.
“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”
“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”
“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”
by rvrgrl March 21, 2019
Get the Crotch Wrinkle mug.When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.
by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019
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