Crotch Afro

A word for a crotch that has long pubic hair that resembles an Afro.

"Dammit, looks like i'm getting a Crotch Afro again."

by NegativeMolasses October 31, 2019

Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.

Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.

by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019

Crotch Candy

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch

Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...

by Bespen April 19, 2018

Curry Crotch

When a person (probably Indian) eats large quantities of curry so frequently that their cum begins to taste like it. This also leads to a spicy stench of the general crotch area hence, curry crotch.

Chad: “Hey man, did you hook up with Anushka at that party last weekend?”
Brad: “Yeah bro, but I regret it! She got that curry crotch going on!”
Chad: “Gross! well I hope you brought a bowl of rice to mix with it!”

by Blackdaddy69! September 03, 2019

Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.

Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.

by OJ.DID.IT. September 08, 2012

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus February 20, 2016

crotch trap

When you get your dick stuck in tge zipper

Man tyler got crotch trapped

by Crotch October 17, 2017