cookie fucker

where you fuck cookies because you can't get at a real person.

gerard: OH MY GOD, YOUR A COOKIE FUCKER?!

lynz: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

Gin Cookie

Similar to a hot second a Gin Cookie is an all purpose term, meaning "just a second", or implies that somthing will be done quickly, as well as subsituted into every cliche saying ever to mean somthing is bad, hot, sexy, or how should I say this? Gin Cookie,

Etymology
Similar to the french "je ne se qua" this old british term can be used at any time

I will be there in a Gin Cookie

Look at the Gin Cookies on Pam

Pat: The shits hitting the fan!
Jon: I know this is turning into a real Gin Cookie

by A.Dubs July 18, 2007

cookie-pusher

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".

I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.

by fuckoffanddie March 30, 2005

knit cookies

the act of doing something very housewifey womanly or motherly. Especially when you are a man.

Are you gonna come have drinks with the guys or stay home and knit cookies.

Me and my wife have an understanding, I earn the money she stays home knitting cookies.

by Trinide May 25, 2007

Vegan Cookie

A delicious treat that can be tastier yet healthier than a regular cookie. Most cookies contain milk products of some sort, but vegan cookies lack any animal product in their recipes. Oreos and Fudgeeos are suitable for vegans, and they are delicious and taste fabulous.

"oh man, are these vegan cookies? I have to pick one up for my roomate!"

"aww, jess is a vegan? it is for the animals?"

"no, she loves leather, she just thinks these are tasty"

by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008

Jesus Cookie

A killer band duo consisting of two men (guitar, drums) who met in Basking Ridge, New Jersey during their sophomore year of high school. Name derived from the fact that both have the same first and middle names ("Jason" and "Charles," respectively). Notable performances include the Ridge High School Battle of the Bands '05 and other varied basement shows and gatherings. Irreverently referred to as "Jason Cookie" by some groups cautious to use the name of Jesus.

Recognized Hits:

1. "Todd" - JCP/JCS
2. "Elmo" - JCP/JCS
3. "Potato" - JCP/JCS

"YO!! Jesus Cookie rocked so hard last night that my face melted and I had to get reconstructive plastic surgery to look somewhat normal again!"

by Jason Charles Sobieski November 5, 2008

wolf cookie

When ya fuck her in the ass, then stick it in her mouth.

Hey babe, you ready for your wolf cookie?

by Craig-James August 1, 2006