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by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023
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Computer Virus

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!
by x135 November 19, 2023
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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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computer's

A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished
''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''
by Cock-Ball-Torture January 14, 2021
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