Wet computer

When you're watching pornz on your computer and your jacking then you accidentally jizz on your computer.

*wack wack wack*
OH SHIT!
(Just wet computered)

by Tits McGee 69 March 17, 2009

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Apple Computer

The computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch.

Bob - "What computer should I buy"
Sam - "What is the square root of four"
Bob - "I don't know"
Sam - " Buy an Apple Computer"

by jimmy_the_geek April 20, 2011

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fix the computer

An excuse to leave your friends, so that you can go home and masturbate.

1. Sorry guys, I uh, need to leave, I have to go home and fix the computer..

by kwhitelool August 13, 2010

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Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.

Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...

Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.

by Howard Campbell December 29, 2005

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computer

The most frustrating thing that costs you money when ever it breaks.

Guy: Dude i just found out that my comp has 33 viruses

Guy2: Dude your looking at too much porn

by Nick Valadao July 26, 2004

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comptard

Main Entry: 1 comp·tard
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior

1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.

2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.

by Four1Fool August 11, 2004

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