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ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.
That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall
by Colt357dog April 26, 2015
mugGet the ASS Clownmug.

Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.
Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.
by MercElite November 8, 2019
mugGet the Tree Clownmug.

Fucko the clown

by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021
mugGet the Fucko the clownmug.

clown hands

An individual with a general lack of grace. A clumsy or blain person.
Bloke 1: "Man, i just can't handle this phone....."
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"
by Davies G March 25, 2008
mugGet the clown handsmug.

Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."
by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021
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Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.
A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
by IamHanFei January 18, 2021
mugGet the Clown tweetingmug.

Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.
"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"
by Matthew Has Downs October 6, 2016
mugGet the Clown Threatsmug.

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