Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.

I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.

by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009

Beef and Cheese Santa

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.

by ThanksMurphy December 6, 2011

chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection

My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry

by Funwun69 January 1, 2017

brody is a cheeseburgermcnugget

brody is a cheeseburgermcnugget

brody is a cheeseburgermcnugget

by Bald Boy 72 September 19, 2018

Bees Knees Hot Cheese

ADIT

WOW LOOK AT THAT BEES KNEES HOT CHEESE

by DeltaPanda May 30, 2019

Chuck E Cheese

1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."

3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.

I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.

OR

Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son

by Chuck E Cheese Owner November 21, 2009

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 8, 2005