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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024
mugGet the The Wine Chairmug.

Chair

Every chair is a seat, but not every seat is a chair.
by Killianchair July 14, 2022
mugGet the Chairmug.

taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
mugGet the taller in a chairmug.

Move Some Chairs

Move Some Chairs means to fight.
Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”
by Nigger whipper 69 420 May 15, 2020
mugGet the Move Some Chairsmug.

gaming chair moment

Describes an instance of a hacker/cheater in a video game being completely obvious and obnoxious with their hacks/cheats, the joke being that it's only to make them feel powerful.
"Had a gaming chair moment last night, fucker was instakilling us cross map."
by KTelos September 10, 2023
mugGet the gaming chair momentmug.

rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person
Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper
by cityguy17 July 19, 2010
mugGet the rocking chair tippermug.

dild-a-chair

It’s like build a bear but you build a chair and apply a dildo of your creation

dild-a-chair workshop
“I love dild-a-chair workshop!!!!” it’s a frowned upon yet satisfying experience.
by Crazycracky June 30, 2023
mugGet the dild-a-chairmug.

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