The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

by ChloroformShmoroform March 07, 2024

Butthole Soliloquy

To make known one's feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting.

"The service last night was so awful that I chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a Butthole Soliloquy ."

by Isrulius February 03, 2017

Pizza Butthole

When a person 's face receives multiple rounds at close range from a rifle and the muzzle flash chars the skin and combined with the kinetic induced pepperoni facial holes, produce a perfect image of a PIZZA BUTTHOLE

Damn Rich. You mag dumped on this mother f*cker like a Brooklyn street enforcer, sheeit, his face looks a cratered ham Dawg, it be worse even bro, dat mofo bitch is stank and lookin like a pizza butthole.

Damn man. Dat Puzza hut nigga got a hold in his face. Pizza butthole

by Pizza hole August 16, 2023

Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

butthole of pain

a daily occurrence for some

Today was unusual, I didn't have butthole of pain, it was solid, smooth, and quick.

by Picka Shoe July 14, 2022

Smoky Butthole

The antonym of a bleached butthole.

Where is your smoky butthole gone?

by toxynoid November 20, 2016

Whistling Butthole

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.

My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.

by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024