Beaver burn

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.

Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.

by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018

Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

Wedge burn

When your underwear gives you wedgies and results in wedge burn.

Often used by females whose underwear rides up. i.e. thongs and tight underwear.

Girl 1: Ugh this underwear is giving me a wedge burn!
Girl 2: I definitely know that feeling when I wear my favorite thong....makes my butt feel like it's on fire!

by Wedge burn girl July 23, 2012

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012

Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration

Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.

by Locnav December 17, 2021

vajazer burn

The bumpy irritated skin surrounding your vagina the day after you shave with a razor.

My razor is dull and now I have vajazer burn.

by boarding bonanza February 13, 2015

Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012