by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013
Get the Breaking the bad mug.Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.
Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
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From the Earth: 2025 forums. Used in the first post of a thread to stop the thread from breaking. Occasionally, if a long post was the first in a thread, it could cause later posters names to show up, but not their message.
n00b: wut's an anti-break?
Some self-righteous asshole: Dur, n00b, it keeps the thread from breaking.
Some self-righteous asshole: Dur, n00b, it keeps the thread from breaking.
by ~TheChamp~ August 28, 2006
Get the anti-break mug.This is when bomb threats, food fights, fist fights, etc. happens at school after a week or more of break.
Tarpon Springs Middle School had a post-break crisis when the princple took the entire week off after Spring Break last year, but it was a lot of fun.
by saradancestonomusic01 April 12, 2009
Get the post-break crisis mug.A female companion that resembels a girl friend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
by Mateogstring March 19, 2010
Get the Spring Break Girl Friend mug.1. To take a break from whatever it is you are doing and go masturbate.
2. Codename for jerking off when someone you don't want to hear you is around.
2. Codename for jerking off when someone you don't want to hear you is around.
1. I'll be right back, I'm gonna go take a sandwich break.
2. My mom was in the room, so I just said I was gonna take a sandwich break.
2. My mom was in the room, so I just said I was gonna take a sandwich break.
by An Excellent Chef November 26, 2010
Get the Sandwich Break mug.A person that a male or female who is single seeks out for a one night stand to break their current "drought". A drought breaker is usually an individual whom you have no feelings for, but because of their affection for you or lack of self-esteem they fall back into the habit of sleeping with you on the notion that they might once again have a chance to date you. A drought breaker also leads to a boost in self-esteem for the party initiating the hookup.
Tim: "Hey bro, haven't had sex in three weeks, gotta hit up Karen to break my drought."
Larry: "Yeah man, she does make a great drought breaker."
Larry: "Yeah man, she does make a great drought breaker."
by EAGameTime June 20, 2011
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