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To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.
I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”
by Vane April 29, 2025
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Brady

A slimeball queer. He loves gargling cock and balls. He is a micro penis covered in smegma. He has never done anything worthwhile in his life and will die ALONE. He has no upper or lower body strength. Brady is a guy who likes to have sex with animals and sometimes little kids. Brady is insanely easy to beat up. Brady is insanely racist. He is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and tortures minorities whenever he can.

Let's all beat Brady to death and cum and shit on his body!!!!
"Fuck Brady, lets go to his house and beat the shit out of him and stomp his dog to death"
"Brady smells like dick cheese bro"
"Brady has 0 bitches"

"Lets rape Brady"
by BradyHater/Raper/69 May 6, 2025
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Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.
by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024
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Brady

A shy but also very affectionate boy, in a relationship he will always be on your side, even if your wrong. He has the biggest heart and will comfort you when ever you need it, hes so funny and kind, he cares about everyone but himself. he is probably the chillest dude you'll ever meet, he probably also has a huge dick (if your luckly enough to see it) and if he fucks you, he will please you before he pleases himself, he has an amazing body. yeah. thats what brady is.
Girl 1: omgish!!! is that brady?? omg i wish he would fuck me!! i heard hes amazing at it
DA: Hes my bf, back of slut.
by BIGBLACK? April 13, 2024
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Brady

A shy but also very affectionate boy, in a relationship he will always be on your side, even if your wrong. He has the biggest heart and will comfort you when ever you need it, hes so funny and kind, he cares about everyone but himself. he is probably the chillest dude you'll ever meet, he probably also has a huge dick (if your luckly enough to see it) and if he fucks you, he will please you before he pleases himself, he has an amazing body. yeah. thats what brady is.
Girl 1: omgish!!! is that brady?? omg i wish he would fuck me!! i heard hes amazing at it
DA: Hes my bf, back off slut.
by BIGBLACK? April 13, 2024
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Brady Creamer

6.
I got a brady creamer after me
by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024
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Brady Noon

CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 1: Who is that cute guy?

Person 2: That's just Brady Noon
by bomb.com123 April 29, 2024
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