Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?
Random Slut: What is that?
Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!
Random Slut: What is that?
Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!
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Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
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