under beard

When a teenage boy is not yet man enough to grow a full beard, but instead grows ugly/nasty stubble under the chin and above the throat.

Tyler rubbed his under beard making a loud scratching sound.

by cuttyb June 11, 2006

bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

by John R. January 2, 2004

a beard

A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

by N Igma April 15, 2006

Bearcat Clap

The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.

I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.

Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

Bear Grylls'n it

The act of "roughing it." It can only be done by the most hardcore of outdoors men.

Person 1: "I saw you kill that cougar with your bear hands for dinner"

Person 2: "Yeah dude we are soooooo Bear Grylls'n it!"

Person 1: "And It'll be a great meal for my pet bear too!"

by CBleets September 5, 2009

bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.

Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.

by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012

Russian Bear

A large person with Russian heritage who:
-takes no shit from others
-throws his weight around whenever possible
-enjoys vodka and occasionly consumes it in excess
-can be easy to get along with at times or a big bastard at others
-has his own opinions about just about evrything and isn't scared to speak his mind
-hates yuppies, city people, and anyone who is ignorant to how the world operates outside of city limits
-enjoys hibernating for vast periods of time summer and winter
-has an urge to travel the world and some day return to the motherland

"Hey Russian Bear come here for a minute."

by ren008 December 5, 2004