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cry nut

A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.
Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019
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nut coke

A common term that refers to the ever powerful and addictive drug Gold Bond when applied to a man’s ballsack. The user piles up a healthy mountain of nut coke on a glass table, mirror or equivalent and drags their marble purse across the resilient nut coke powder.
Jimes: Yo Boston, you got any nut coke?

Macks: WHO THE FUCK USED MY NUT COKE?! My junk NEEDS junk

Pauly from Goodfellas: Henry stay off the junk, we don’t need that. Nut coke attracts heat.
by PubMonkeyBarLit May 9, 2018
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Bumpin Nuts

1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.

2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
by Utah Rob December 3, 2020
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Infinity Nut

The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.
I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...
by ThatAirlineFood May 23, 2018
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Nut Hugger

A male who sucks up to and idolizes another male. Someone who basically worships other guys because he is so pathetic himself.
Gee that Fabian Flores is a real nut hugger. He's totally and completely on Sharky's dick.
by JJ Plant October 22, 2014
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Nut Custard

While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.
by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019
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Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
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