Basketeering

The sport of riding behind a car in a laundry basket, often following a bout of "Ring-a-Ding Ditch"

Basketeering

by Doto004 April 12, 2013

Charleston Basket

A web of snot that's expelled upon sneezing, often unexpectedly, and frequently into one's own hand.

"Man, this cold is killing me. I sprayed a Charleston Basket onto my dashboard on the way in this morning."

by Frank Mackey January 2, 2009

Telekom Baskets Bonn

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The Telekom Baskets Bonn is a basketball club in the former capital of Germany, namely Bonn.
The club was founded in 1995 and plays in the Telekom Dome, which can accommodate 6000 spectators.
There is always a great atmosphere in the hall.
Especially through the huge stage platform.

The Telekom Baskets Bonn won with 112:96 against the JobStairs Gießen 46ers.

by lilnine April 1, 2020

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.

You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!

by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

by Yasssgurl88 August 24, 2017