Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.

Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.

by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008

Baser

Someone who sits around all day doing nothing productive, and sucks at just about everything they do.

One day i walked into my friend andres's house. I immediately walked out, because i though to myself " What a baser".

by saltycuban June 3, 2009

d-bagger

A) A douche bag
B) A person who lives in Darien, and is thus, a douche bag.

"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
"The blonde, prude one? Don't even think about it man, she MUST be a d-bagger."

by checkyoself May 23, 2006

badger badger badger

An intellectual movie in which several badgers dance and sing. They appear to be singing "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger" (etc) and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

What they really are singing is "magic magic magic magic magic magic" and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

The occasional incident in which they articulate the beautiful word "snake," they say something like "oohhh a snake, it's a snaaaake" but if you listen closely it sounds like "hallucinate."

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

Magic magic magic magic magic MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

(Listen closely.)

by your mom reaks of butter July 23, 2008

banger

an ecstasy tablet, e, x, yoke etc. especially in Waterford and some other parts of southern Ireland

'I was Jay Pidgeon the other night, took about twenty bangers Boy!!'

'Any bangers boy!?!'

by Duggiest March 27, 2008

Rolley Bagger

A kid at school who uses a rolley backpack. They're usually smart, read a lot (you can always find one in the library), hang out with other rolley baggers (most often they only hang out with rolley baggers), eat lunch together, usually teacher's pet, suck-up, and are pretty unpopular.

Andy: Dude, this rolley bagger was reading during English class while the teacher told us we had to work on our essays.

Donovan: Owned.

Andy: Not really. He got away with it.

Donovan: That's hella stupid!

Andy: I know! He probably only got away with it because he's the teacher's favorite student and has like an A+ in the class.

Donovan: Wow dude. Is he the teacher's pet?

Andy: As always. And, he's a total suck-up too.

by BCPYogurt May 7, 2009

Ass badger

Usually known as followers, bum-lickers & bitchs.

This term originated from the two followers of pandaji
these ass badgers will endlessly travel through there pandaji ass, licking whatever they can find.

Also

Typical example of a common ass-badger..

(pandaji zaid): give my ass a good licking boys!
(Ass badger Kamran): whatever ya say boss.
(Ass badger Hussain): d00d save some chode for meh!

(random passer-by): lool, what a bunch of ass badgers.. lamers

by FPS JIMBOB August 18, 2006