wet bagel

pissing in a girl's ass during anal sex

I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!

by mediacrazy July 10, 2010

Dirty Bagel

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010

Bagarto

A bagarto is an awfull fish. This word is also used to describe people as awfull and terrible looking. Generally lots of boys call girls bagartos when they say that the girl is inacceptable. Being beautifull is the oposit of Bagarto. Also words like "bagre" and "bagallo" are sinonims to "bagarto".

-Emily bagarto!!! (this means emily its really ugly)

by Nicolas Van der September 10, 2006

Bageek

A word used as a reaction when your friend smashes a girl and leaves her.

Dude 1: I finally slept with her man! She gone now!
Dude 2: Damn bruh. BAGEEK!

by Thotdestroyer1999 February 14, 2018

double dipping ass badger

noun-someone who double dips a badger in the ass, the ultimate in douche-baggery, faggotry, and ass-hattery. They are so vial, not only are they double dipping, they're double dipping something that bites back.

That kid made up a nickname for himself, he calls himself LD? It means long dong? What a double dipping ass badger

by kosher crew August 22, 2010

babernecking

Ascertaining the physical traits of someone you find attractive in a nearby vehicle during automobile operation while attempting to not crash into other objects, pedestrians or drivers.

Automotive sexual objectification.

I was babernecking on 405 the other day and almost slammed into the car in front of me because I was trying to check out the hot chick in the car next to me.

Babernecking slowed traffic to a halt near the gas station where the high school cheerleaders were holding their car wash fundraiser.

by Phil X. Vandervort January 27, 2008

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008