Anal Breach

When a person bends down durring sex, or any other activity involving one's nakedness and inadvertantly lets something find its way into their anus, causing much pain and discomfort.

"Ohh shit dude, I just had an anal breach"

"Ohhh daizmn you got one bad ass anal breach right there"

by Sir Tews the Third of Pennsylvania, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Anal Sex

Being fucked in the ass. Having a penis or a dildo stuck up your ass.

1. I love shoving dildos up my ass, especially vibrators
2. I had anal sex with my gf last night.

by Awesome Sex Freak December 23, 2007

anal pie

when the anus is filled with sperm from the penis. anal pies range in size from asian male to giant horse dick load

That horse left a massive anal pie in her butthole.

by G Feezy February 8, 2009

anal seepage

n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.

"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."

by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004

anal predator

a gay male who constantly harrasses straight men for the sole purpose of fulfilling his lust of having a tight anus around his throbbing predatious cock.

"Man that guy is such an anal predator"
"I know he will help you understand every meaning of the word 'pain.'"

by Mike Bravo December 26, 2006

Anal Moses

A pornographic term for anal foreplay

He parted her cheeks like an anal Moses

by Flawed February 24, 2010

Anal Grenade

1. the act of skeeting into an asshole

1. DUDE, i totally anal grenaded this chick i met at the club last night
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you

by Anal Grenader December 16, 2008