Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

alaskan hand warmer

to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.

Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!

by matzah May 25, 2007

Trans-Alaska Pipeline

A gangbang.

If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

by shanked and shrinked August 19, 2011

Alaska

America's Hair Flowing in the Wind!!!

Alaska is, indeed, America's Hair Flowing in the Wind.

by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009

alaskan bear trap

the process of tying a girl to a bed by her feet, and fucking her in the asshole until you cum in her

Hey John, have you and Sara tried the alaskan bear trap yet?

by JoPo13 October 24, 2006