Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

apple tits

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.

"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."

by chynadoll February 17, 2008

groin apples

Plain and simple......BALLS

Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!

by Mr.JJM August 23, 2006

Bopping for Apples

The act of girls giving oral sex to a group of males. The first one to orgasm and the girl who caused it both get an apple as a prize.

Dude, they came over last night and went bopping for apples. Jenny and Adam won.

Yo, pick up some green apples. We're gonna bop for them later.

by 2hot4caphtfarm September 21, 2009

Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks are Bi Cherios.

Apple Jacks are not as fruity as Fruit Loops so there not gay but they are still fruity so they are Bi.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Apple Valley

Town sort of close to San Bernardino in California. It isn't a good town, but we've got a Ralph's.

Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored, I'm going to Ralph's.

by /-\ /|/|)ReW August 3, 2005

apple boobies

Boobies on girls that are round and perky. Not too small, not too big. Like you want to take a bite out of them. Usually high school girls (18 of course), because college girls are fat. Also they have asses like they play high school sports.

Damn that girl has apple boobies!

by Petey the trumpet player December 9, 2008