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Powerhungry tool

A person who acts as if he is better than someone else and abuses power, namely the banhammer.
Dan: I'm 1337, bitch.
Tracy: You powerhungry Tool.
by Jesus Compablanca February 10, 2010
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stair tool

Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.
carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."

carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"
by Bored Soldier April 8, 2009
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Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.
Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!
by Arsemunky August 30, 2016
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Tumblr Tool

People who believe everything on the internet originated from Tumblr.
Chelsey Hines is a Tumblr Tool.
by Maggothair August 31, 2013
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Tool hater

A Tool hater Is a person whom which loathes those who follow the most popular fad of the times. He or she bitches very frequently about just almost anything. They tend to often disagree with a LAWBANGER while jamming on their guitar
A hater is a person close to a tool hater
by SsSM LAWBANGER July 28, 2011
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Ginger Tool

A person with red hair who believes that just because they can bench press alot of weight makes them a more amazing person.
Carrot-top is such a Ginger Tool.

Vahe can bench press over 300 lbs., he is such a Ginger Tool.
by Hawkslover July 14, 2009
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tool time

Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.

Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
John is crazy. I heard that he had tool time with a hooker last night.
by Jonahko March 7, 2013
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