Me in ten freaking years

At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.

God. That will be me in Ten freaking years

by Queen_livi3699433 February 12, 2019

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

ten rope

When you're skipping rocks and your rock skips ten times. Not to be confused with ten roping, when you're ejaculating and you have ten consecutive ejections.

"I ten roped that bitch"

by thechinasaur January 9, 2021

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.

Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!

by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Ten

For whom, it's just a number, a whole number that a kid should memorize and remember. Little did they know that it's not just a number, but a human who came from a great work of masterpiece. Living in the universe of art, showing his ability and skills. Just like a painting, he would be a great masterpiece among them. A canvas that full of colors that can make your dull life bright. He's not just a number, but a human art.

"This Ten, was a great masterpiece that I've ever seen in my life."

by @notyourARTemis August 19, 2021