Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu

"I love Rob Pearson"

by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024

Rob Golden

Tis guy loves child porn and loves raping men and women of all ages this is because of the day of 1987 when he was a german solider of a dad in the second world war and when the aliens came to the world to share the detail of the other world. This is because of the behoove of the 1911 days when i was a 30s crip on o block this happened because cheef kief and digga d had beef with pop smoke for alot of times in the future.

You thought i was feeling you that Rob Golden a munch, Dog has cancer on stage 19 phantom forces

by Bob Rob Golden pagan face October 01, 2022

Rob

A rob is normally ginger guy who eats too much smelly food and makes the entire office smell like fish or something. Don't be like a rob.

Why does it smell so bad in here.

Ah Rob is here

by E580-07 May 11, 2018

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

New Rob Saah

To become the butt of several jokes on social media

“I just busted Aaron’s balls about a meme he posted this morning!”

“Ha! You totally made him the new Rob Saah!”

by 🥸💣🥸💣🥸💣 May 29, 2022

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Dick Robbing

Taking the fame of someone you were close too and who you also closely revered. Can be something as mundane as taking the credit for a joke. In dramatic cases assuming that person's identity entirely in some delusion case of you honoring them.

Picking up the baton that was dropped 2 hours after the race.

"I can't believe Rudy is dick robbing Rex Splode this hard."

by Randomthoughtsat3am March 30, 2025