a Driver

- noun

someone who when playing video games, moves the controller in front of him/her self to mimic the movements of his/her character.

especially funny when done with non-racing games, ie. jerking the controller up when making Mario perform a difficult jump

"Stop being a DRIVER; you almost knocked over my mom's vase!"

"Ryan was such a DRIVER he yanked the nintendo right off the shelf. Now we cant play Contra no more."

by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

rock pile driver

The most hardcore R/C rock crawler ever!

That rock pile driver killed everyone at today's comp

by satana December 31, 2008

Set up to the driver

To get ready to tee off, or jerk off, or even handrive

I get excited when I set up to the driver!

by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

phunk driver

A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.

"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"

"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"

by jwebert December 27, 2007

bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus

Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009

Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.

I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.

by charliekelly August 19, 2008