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Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.
John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.
by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014
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tard city

somewhere with a large population of tards
by jenny banks February 5, 2008
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douche-tard

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
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Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.
'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'
by Pose April 6, 2009
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towel tard

A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.
by Squid Viscious August 8, 2005
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fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 18, 2007
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gay-tard

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010
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