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fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
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Barn Fart

1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.

2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.

3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
by BarnFarter June 22, 2012
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fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!
by The Commune August 9, 2019
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fart booster

extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport
FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!

DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!
by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009
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fart chorus

When two or more people fart succession
I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though
by mitch00uk April 21, 2015
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Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.
Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?
by jasonthecool March 22, 2012
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cheeto fart

A fart that burns really bad; usually from eating hot cheetos.
Friend:Dude my fart hurt so bad!!
Me:Did you eat hot cheetos?
Friend:yea
Me:thats a cheeto fart
by Whynot26847 November 13, 2017
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