mog wipe

the rag used to wipe the cock splurge from your pussy hole

I shot my man mustard up her sex slit then passed her the mog wipe to mop up her putrid puss.

by N Fusion August 04, 2008

Encore Wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again

Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe

by EMSHB December 10, 2014

Oily wipe

A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.

Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

by KamilotV2 June 20, 2024

Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.

“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”

by BboiSnakeSauce February 09, 2024

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn March 17, 2014

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe

by LeoGotNits June 07, 2023