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1337 Day

1337 Day historically took place on the 13th of March, 2007 (13/3/7), and was originally not available to American counterparts due to their switching of the month and the day.

The next l337 Day to pass will fall on the 3rd of January, 2037 (1/3/37). Note: only available in America

1337 Day will be celebrated by hax0rs alike around the world.
(Distant Future)
H4x0r: Happy 1337 Day
kid: thanx grampa... here's your bed pan, try to keep it in your pants this time!
H4x0r: Well back in my day... (trails off about previous geekdom...)
by RBlair February 7, 2008
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valentine's day

A day when you look around to find yourself absorbed with thoughts of loneliness.
Another 'valentine day' feeling.
by Murat January 31, 2004
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laundry day

by g4rf February 24, 2006
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Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.
A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!
by Rob bie April 1, 2012
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Chinchilli Day

Chinchilli Day celebrates the victory of the tiny pueblo town of Topiticca over the uprising of their pet chinchillas. Although many attempts were made to negotiate a ceasefire, the fighting continued over three long days until the last of the chinchillas was gone. To this day the town’s victory is celebrated by the descendants of Topiticca and all chinchilla haters.

Note: Because little is known of the actual dates of the conflict, there are those who believe the town of Topiticca never existed and Chinchilli Day is actually an elaborate excuse to spend an extra day partying in Las Vegas.
I can't come to work Monday because I will be in Vegas celebrating Chinchilli Day
by admancorb June 25, 2009
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red day

When one is on her period.
by k4ti3 June 4, 2019
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Kawhi day

taking a day of rest to take a mental break, while labelling it as “load management” so other people don’t think you’re a cop out
Student 1: Yo Mr. Smith, where were you yesterday?
Mr. Smith: I was taking a kawhi day.
Student 1: Understandable
by Rosendad January 10, 2020
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