cool whip

Something you do not put on your crabs.

*gets pumpkin pie*

"dude my crabs itch"

"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*

"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"

by itchmacrabs December 8, 2007

Licorice Whip

To copulate with a female on her period and then cockslap her.

Dude! Sylvia was pissed after I Licorice Whipped her.

by Nimblestick July 9, 2011

pistol whip

to smack a fellow with a slinging of a gun, or other projectile object, say, a crossbow

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before shooting him in the leg.

by Trick Daddy April 5, 2003

Miracle Whip

Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.

Pass the miracle whip dumbass

by Someguywithtoomuchtime March 30, 2015

Ghost Ride the Whip

In terms of the sex act:
When having anal sex with a woman, the man sticks a dildo in her ass (i.e. leaving the keys in the ignition), and the woman crawls around on all fours as the man dances around her.

Keep crawling bitch, I'm trying to ghost ride the whip!

by Bambilla September 17, 2010

His whip was a janckty hoopty.

(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).

Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.

by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007

Arctic Chain Whip

Cockslapping someone in the face after dunking an erect penis into ice water.

Her come-and-get-me eyes were asking for the "Arctic Chain Whip."

by Killkeppy August 24, 2008