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Team Valencia

Elite group of "athletes" often associated with the Mission District of San Francisco, CA USA. They show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.

These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.
Looks like Team Valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some shitty neon fixed gear.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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Daniel Valentine Alvarado

The smartest, kindest,handsomest,and most persuasive kid ever to be born in February. He is the kid every girl wants to be with. When he is not being awesome he likes to ride bikes,go hiking, and play soccer. When he thinks something is wrong with someone he WILL fix it.
OMG it's DANIEL VALENTINE ALVARADO. Do you think he would date me?
by The Writer of the TrUtH November 13, 2011
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Valentino

Basically a dumbass and a softcock who has a small ass dick and is wanking in the boys bathroom right NOW!!!!!
It's valentino the dumbass
by YAMUM'SGAE January 10, 2019
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Kayla Valentin

by sean3413 April 9, 2011
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Valen

she’s a hot ass nigga and she’s really nice she’s also my wife and she is very black 😩😩😩 she also is the mom of my children 👶🏿
by richmoneynigga June 29, 2019
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Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.
"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010
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Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.
single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.
by Dubiks February 9, 2019
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