phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

Vagina Nunchuck

He is the most legendary and kind person on earth. He plays via google stadia and is a kuool kid.

Yo have you met Vagina Nunchuck?

Oh yeah he’s a kool kid.

by Penis Nunchuck January 16, 2020

swollen vagina

swollen vagina

when labia is fat

Guy 1: "wow that vagina sure is inflamed"
Guy 2: "swollen vagina"

by ohgodimsnoozingzzzzz March 14, 2020

Macca's Vagina

Macca's Vagina is the worst thing that someone can smell, as it smells like a combination of dead barramundi and a garbage bin that has never been emptied. It claws at the back of your throat and can sometimes make you regurgitate your most recent meal.

Blind Man: What's that smell? Are we walking past a pile of dead fish?
James Dack: Nah, it's Macca's vagina!

by KANGALINTHESHUL June 8, 2020

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved

amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways

by 121peekon October 8, 2020

vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.

Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.

by omg bitch May 17, 2017