vagina faithful

A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.

Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.

by Bobby_Ginga February 19, 2017

windsock vagina

A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.

Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.

by Matt666999666999 March 11, 2014

Steamy Vagina

A hot, sexy, cute, or beautiful vagina.

"She has a steamy vagina."

by CoreFucker July 10, 2016

dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

by Swegaster December 1, 2016

Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.

Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?

by PubMaksen October 20, 2012

My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Leaky Vagina

The situation that occurs when the host of the leaky vagina comes into close proximity of something of optimal stimulus.

Nat: Goddam it, I've got leaky vagina again. This happens whenever I'm around Rolo.

by Leaky Vagina Expert April 30, 2014