noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.
Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?
Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.
Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.
by 77jim March 23, 2011
Me: Ugh Brittney asked me to stay later to help clean the floors.
Friend: Dude you're shift already ended, clock out walk out.
Friend: Dude you're shift already ended, clock out walk out.
by Sarah_1311 August 27, 2014
by BruhBruhBruh69240 September 28, 2020
An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.
Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:
"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."
Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:
"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"
"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."
Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:
"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"
by BNOVICK January 15, 2010
The second coming of Strawberry Clock, the King of the Newgrounds.com portals. Hails the original Strawberry Clock (Version 1) all the time.
by Daniel Green August 06, 2003
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when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
by Zerkiahh May 30, 2011