by ifidel March 21, 2009
Get the Raymond's Taintmug. The act of fisting someone else’s taint, traditionally by means of restraining the unlucky victim. The action typically involves a very carefully timed series of direct connections. It is at the discretion of the aggressor to use talc or shards of glass. The talc prevents moisture from creating suction which could be unpleasant for all parties involved. Commonly abbreviated “ATP”
by Brishem November 30, 2009
Get the Arabian Taint Punchmug. Shaniqua: "Fuck, you broke my phone?!?!? Taint my Nigger!!!!"
Tyrone: "Deal with it you ass turd monkey fucker"
Tyrone: "Deal with it you ass turd monkey fucker"
by Evan Turner March 20, 2009
Get the Taint my Niggermug. The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"
"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"
by railroader69 June 2, 2019
Get the Thomas the Taint Enginemug. The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained
by little e. June 11, 2006
Get the Poop Stained Taintmug. by adam of the desert November 9, 2007
Get the pluck your taintmug. The alternative name to push presents, or push gifts, given by fathers to their baby momma's to celebrate the pains of labor
Karen: Wow Sharon, that is a beautiful necklace. When did you get it?
Sharon: Chad got it for me as my torn taint trinket after I gave birth to Dakota.
Sharon: Chad got it for me as my torn taint trinket after I gave birth to Dakota.
by 100scallopeyes May 17, 2023
Get the Torn taint trinketmug.