Next to god

The best thing ever,perfect, jesus like , heavenly

"That food was sooooo good, it was next to god"

by Longway_balbosa July 21, 2016

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

by GenderIsBullCrap January 28, 2021

swear to gog

To be lying, but want to make an effort to show you are not by swearing....but to 'gog,' and not God, but most people won't catch the word being replaced.

I used to date Beyonce and taught her how to sing. Foreal, I swear to gog, cuz.

by Ramal March 29, 2015

Fuck you around the world and send it up to God

A statement of farewell by telling someone to fuck themselves around the world, take those collective fucks, and send them up to God so god can also fuck himself.

Me:I think I’m going home now.

Friend:Ok! Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

Me: Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

by BethAnneBodyworks March 29, 2021

honest to god

A get of jail freee card. When your a big liar but suddenly they take you serious when you say "honest to god".

"Are you lying?!"
"No, honest to god!!"
"Ok"

by brbcookintacosatm August 1, 2018

Coming to God talk

The act of having a serious conversation with someone. Usually voicing your displeasure to someone about their behavior.

I'm going down there tomorrow and I'm going to have a coming to God talk with Junior.

by coldrisk September 1, 2009

Your Lips To Gods Ears

A reaction to the pointing out of an injustice of the scale that one man could not change alone such as prejudice and bad goverment policy.
Can change 'God' to name of perpatraitor or potential rescuer for lesser situations.

"The Darfur massacres need to stop, someone needs to help the innocent villages that are being attacked"
"Your lips to Gods ears"

"If Muslim Women must worship under such strict regulation of clothing and behaviour, Surely Muslim Men should too?"
"Yours Lips to Gods Ears"

"Bus Tickets should be cheaper!"
"Your lips to Boris' ears"

by Octopusswah May 22, 2008