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designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016
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Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules
“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen

What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”
by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021
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pinball driver

A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.
Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!
by 15 years in December 12, 2024
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turd driver

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
by Binickle May 24, 2016
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bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus
Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009
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Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."
by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015
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Drivers knee

Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat
I have a bad case of drivers knee
by Hankhill69 October 24, 2022
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