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Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019
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Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!
by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
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Squid Game

by Burbger January 21, 2025
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Squid

Squid: A teen, or young adult who looks incredibly nerdy, or wears hideous clothing, but still manages to get the hot girls to date him.
Hey, you see that squid over there walking with that hot chick

Look at the big group of squids hanging out in zumiez.
by hohrmund December 9, 2019
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Squid

Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.
by og2r July 11, 2021
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Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.
The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.
by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019
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Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.
I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.
by TheJames333 February 11, 2019
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