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Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.
5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"
by Tanus July 11, 2022
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Skiing

Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7
Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes

Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale
by Night jackfruit July 5, 2021
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Ski Sexy

Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)
Please SKI SEXY, please stop spilling everything.
by asktheladiez October 10, 2022
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Street Skiing

Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017
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Ski-uppity

State of mind that the whole world revolves around skiing, overpriced gear and lodging and that you or your prodigy are superior skiers.
Creede is an old mountain town and not all ski-uppity
by Mdfrd July 12, 2013
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Tufts Ski Team

the coolest group on campus. home to the kindest and rowdiest people, who love a good time.
Man did you see those 42 kids shredding at bradford?? they are so dope, def on Tufts Ski Team.
by TU2027TUTUTUTUT October 8, 2023
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Ski

Ski- is used when one is lying or not being truthful about his or her statements, situations or just even conversations
Example:

Him: Let me hold 3bs Zoe my yap went buzz
Me: “SKI” how it went buzz and you just actoed it hood
by Skii November 24, 2021
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