A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.
I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Get the Flash mug.One whom you fall in love with, and get into a serious relationship despite the both of you are already in a serious relationship with other people.
"Yo, man, what was you doin' kissin up on Sarah last night?" "Dude, it's all cool, she's my flashe." "I don't think Denise would much like that, but then again, she's had Mike as a flashe for about a year now"
by Hardtack August 29, 2018
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Stop flashing lights at us, Johnny, you are irritating me.
Stop flashing lights at us, Johnny, you are irritating me.
by Lxiaoqi April 28, 2018
Get the Flashing lights mug.Verb: When somebody flashes their C cup+ breasts. It's a pun for smashing pumkins (the band or the act, changes based on context).
Guy 1: "Yo man this bitch hella fine"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I saw her doing the flashing pumkins the other day, she got some big ol' titties"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I saw her doing the flashing pumkins the other day, she got some big ol' titties"
by Cocaine-cola June 1, 2018
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Friend's greet by exclaiming the Flash Bleach advert, "FLASH!!! Ahhh."
Friend's greet by exclaiming the Flash Bleach advert, "FLASH!!! Ahhh."
Flash?! Ahh!!!!
by KingCorelli August 14, 2022
Get the Flash mug.When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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