You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Eagle

secret service code name for Bill Clinton

Jordan Thomas Cooper’s dad was part of Eagle’s security detail in SC and they both had scholarships to college.

by Coop Dupe January 19, 2020

Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Soaring Eagles

Soaring Eagles are a form of pills used by young adults. Typically they are found in more highly developed urban areas where the children have access to money, in order to pay the high prices for this "street drug". They are commonly mistaken for MDMA, as they make you feel like you are flying. They only difference is those who use Soaring Eagles are said to become highly patriotic and associate themselves with bald eagles, George Washington, or JFK. They will prance around reciting the constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

Stop and smell the roses. Watch for Soaring Eagles.

by Dr. Chim Ritchalds October 19, 2020

Eagle Sneeze

Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.

Example:

Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!

-watches the sneeze-

John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.

Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!

by Fumo November 23, 2010

Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018