The Duke

The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.

Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?

Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-

Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY

The Duke: Uhhhhhh

by FunGun53 December 16, 2019

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Duke Touch

A special touch that is given to enemies by Joshua Lane Duke

I just gave that guy the Duke Touch.

by BEH2093 December 3, 2024

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Duke of Argyle

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Welding Inspector “ pass me the Duke of argyle this weld is savage “

by SPI Argyle July 27, 2021

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duke book

a book that teaches you how to have anal sex.

"Im so happy that i studied the duke book! it really helped!"

by anus1011 August 19, 2008

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Ollie Duke

Ollie Duke is a literal tree, he is 9000ft tall and is a complete lank machine and is built as sturdy as the rafts we used to make on year 6 residential trips. He is honestly a useless piece of shit and the world would be better without him, ollie duke die.

Literally die, you're being such an Ollie Duke right now

by William Peter Hodges the 3rd October 13, 2022

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