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Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.
by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009
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yeet and beat

when your in a room full of guys and are feeling Horney, you know you shouldn't but you beat the meat anyway.
whats that stuff on the floor? oh shit someone did a yeet and beat!
by lozza your main G January 11, 2019
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sweet beats

a word that will become a huge hit in the hipster culture originally created by Sean Reilly in 2010. meaning to be awesome, greatly appreciated, thanks, your welcome, yes, no, maybe, to express emotion.a word that can basically mean anything
Ex 1:

person 1:hey nice leather jacket there!
person 2: sweet beats!
Ex 2:
person 1: hey can i borrow that indefinatly?
person 2: sweet beats thats my grandpas.
by wheres waldo. November 3, 2011
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Beating on Asians

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.
by Slopeface July 14, 2019
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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni October 31, 2012
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Beat Crusaders

A japanese pop punk band. Unlike most bands they sing about 98% of there songs in english. Wroth a listen to if you wanna listen to something new
I got Beat Crusaders new album POPDOD yesterday!! woot
by Toilet man January 16, 2009
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beat sex

The simple act of putting one's phone speaker, into one's vagina, playing dubstep (or glitch step your choice), at full volume and letting the vibrations please them.
"Dude! Have you heard? Emily had beat sex in the school's bath room?!"
by L3xis April 24, 2016
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