Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 May 9, 2016

Jersey Bagel

When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.

Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.

by Muls May 30, 2021

Magel fk Bagel

Magel fk Bagel is another name for a sentence and for a wild stamp

Hey look that is a wild Magel fk Bagel

by Jdfkg January 30, 2018

Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 3, 2019

Charred Bagel

The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.

Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.

by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024

I like bagels

you like bagels

someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!

by Pinkpumpkingoestothestoretobuy April 16, 2023