Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011

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CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.

She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.

by RVRGUY September 1, 2022

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Bagel

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.

"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"

by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018

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Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job

Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel

by endmysuffering July 30, 2016

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If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”

“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*

by jbongo September 12, 2025

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