Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021

skye._.tan

nickname used by amirhossein .
a term used to describe a person who plays video games and gets well scores at school .

Oh look! its skye._.tan ! he has brought his child(home made cake)

by Ahoura_g November 17, 2021

Tanned

NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN BLACK. STOP MIXING MY SKIN COLOR UP!
When you're out in the sun almost daily and you get a nice slightly browner skin color

Annoying person: "OI YOU'RE A NIGGA!"
Me: "I'M TANNED NOT BLACK!"
Annoying person: "You're supposed to be white like the rest of us“
Me: "Ok wtf is this shit I don't get paid enough"

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

Dat tan Duong

a smart computery guy, a slayer in disguise

dat tan duong

you got duong guy

by MandibleHand November 10, 2016

sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.

i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator

by < ^ > v March 30, 2023

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012