Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 30, 2016

thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.

“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”

by Lkot December 21, 2017

Tumblr Tool

People who believe everything on the internet originated from Tumblr.

Chelsey Hines is a Tumblr Tool.

by Maggothair August 31, 2013

Tool hater

A Tool hater Is a person whom which loathes those who follow the most popular fad of the times. He or she bitches very frequently about just almost anything. They tend to often disagree with a LAWBANGER while jamming on their guitar

A hater is a person close to a tool hater

by SsSM LAWBANGER July 28, 2011

hot tools

a company that makes hair products. the most popular being hair straightners/irons. hot tools makes the best hair irons.

i only buy hot tools hair irons.

by deenie July 23, 2004

Ginger Tool

A person with red hair who believes that just because they can bench press alot of weight makes them a more amazing person.

Carrot-top is such a Ginger Tool.

Vahe can bench press over 300 lbs., he is such a Ginger Tool.

by Hawkslover July 14, 2009

tool time

Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.

Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".

John is crazy. I heard that he had tool time with a hooker last night.

by Jonahko March 7, 2013