balls on toast

when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.

What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

Toatsly

A slang version of the word "totally"

Rachel is toatsly like the coolest chick ever.

by toatslytoats March 8, 2010

EGGS TOAST AND GRITS

Derrogatory term for Eight Trey Gangster

I got my plate all fixed for some eggs toast and grits...

by Dr00py November 8, 2006

Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.

After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.

by Dirty Diddle January 13, 2009

no thats gay

when a man tells another man to eat his dick

man 1: Eat my dick
man 2:No thats gay

by ZaverSays no September 27, 2019

damn thats crazy

when you are in such a boring conversation

random girl: and then John was like "get away from me!"

you: damn thats crazy

by Zeroplix April 17, 2021

Pork on Toast

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"

I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."

by Chelsee Jensen January 11, 2008