shit on toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression of how awesome something is. When you really like something - a song, for example - it is your "jam." And what do we do with jam? We put it on toast. As a result, anything awesome is shit put on toast.

Did you see that one-armed clown riding the unicycle over that pile of puppies?

Hells yes! I put that shit on TOAST!

by squeakykiwi October 28, 2006

playing toast

Get one gay male (excited) and use him in a "game" that consists of him and 3 other straight males. Get a piece of toast, turn out the lights, and say last person to jiz on it has to eat it. The three straight males do not even jiz on it(because they know the game) then the gay man does jiz on it and has to eat it.

Hey billy (gay guy) lets play toast!

by Vaughn Jark January 13, 2003

Gay as Toast

Extremely homosexual in nature (implies the balls touching).

Rolls Rollslowski got with a dude in his nerd frat because he is gay as toast.

by Rolls Rollslowski August 18, 2006

bitch toast

Really thin bread that no man should ever touch to avoid looking like a pussy-man

Jenny: Jim, do you want a sandwich?
Jim: Not if you're going to make it on bitch toast!

by jblake08 January 12, 2008

jam on toast

Having sex in a car.

Jam on toast!!

by silverspeaker January 12, 2011

Poop on toast

An inside joke relating to many aspects of the indium. Bodaggit, squirtle, $h1t on rye, steamy toaster, whole wheat toilet paper, etc.

But it's side meaning in some instances, stating a strong aspect of any type of relationship... I love you!

Girl: "Poop on toast!"
Guy: "I love you to :)"

by Tokoyeh December 28, 2011

shit on toast

When somebody will not leave you alone. Refering to the gravy in Shit on a Shingle ( Creamed Beef on Toast )

Man, that guy is on me like shit on toast.

by ekn April 28, 2006