your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
by GF June 28, 2006
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You're toast, [eh]!

A phrase used by Canadians to indicate that the person being addressed is in deep trouble. Usually (but not always) it is the person uttering the phrase who is offering trouble to the one being addressed.
1) Joe: "Hey, I broke your favourite autographed hockey stick; sorry..."
Wayne: "Oh, you're toast, eh!"

2) Wayne (at the bar): "Damn, is it 3am already? I promised my wife I'd be back by 11!"
Joe: "Oh, you're toast!"
by Jane Canadian May 06, 2006
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make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".
"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"
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after-birth on toast

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza
by Korruption September 29, 2006
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fuck load of toast

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast
Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast
by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011
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French Toast Crunch

The delicious cereal mirroring the infamous Cinnamon Toast Crunch, discontinued in 2006 and will be remembered for its tiny sliced bread appearance.
Great tasting Cinnamon flavor and individual sliced bread pieces French Toast Crunch the taste you can see
by Eric42011 May 02, 2012
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lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore
Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.
by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017
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