The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
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joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.
by aarrgghh March 24, 2009
Get the truth fart mug.A Sniper Fart is when a person or "Sniper" passes gas silently amongst a group of people. The group of people (hereby referred to as "Targets") cannot tell who dealt the killing blow, but certainly know that someone has them in their cross hairs. A "kill" would be in reference to when the sniper takes a shot, and the target cannot identify the sniper, thus deemed a successful mission. A "miss" however, is when the sniper is identified by it's target(s), in turn, deeming this an unsuccessful mission.
Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.
Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.
**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.
Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.
**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
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Get the Farting Fan mug.The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.
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