mental slut waffle

A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.

That mental slut waffle just blew my mind.

by PeanutBitter January 7, 2018

mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011

mental whack picture

a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.

It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

Ballon D’Or Mentality

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.

Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!

Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!

by Eatspeedrecords October 10, 2022

Middle Infielder Mentality

Analytical preparedness, gritty determination, assertiveness, effectiveness, mental and
physical toughness with confidence; an innate ability to confidently complete any
assigned task with a positive work ethic.

My most desired characteristic in a new employee is a middle infielder mentality.

by AuburnDoc July 13, 2021

mental breakdance

The retarded way to ridicule someone who actually having a mental breakdown

Using mental breakdance or mental breakbeat to ridicule someone who really in a mental breakdown shows that you lacks empathy and ignorant about mental health

by Sir. B August 28, 2021

Upper Class Mentality

Upper Class Mentality is seen often, if not primarily, from middle class individuals. It is the attitude that they are a huge success and all others are inferiors. People with an UCM (pronounced You-See-Em) generally drive a slightly better than average vehicle, and have a slightly nicer than average home, while looking down at those who have not acheived this "status". These folks are very prone to bankruptcy and heartbreak once they realize they truly are not better than everyone they look down upon. This is a chronic condition, and coming to this realization may never actually happen. Keep your eyes open, you see em? :)

Susie: Hey Joe, look at that arse with his nose up in the air driving his big SUV. You see em tailing that guy in his rusty old car?
Joe: Yep, he definitely has an Upper Class Mentality.

John: Why does Larry always act like he is better than everyone, and talk about his boat? I hear he can barely afford his payments.
Wolfgang: Yep, he is a UCM.

A suburbanite is a great definition/example of someone with an Upper Class Mentality

by drocco21 February 22, 2014